If I’m ever a teacher
my first lesson will be on page 394. I will decide on that day which students I like based on who laughs.
OMG YES
i just can’t get over it
are you for seriousness???
Ahahaha “I will Force you to watch me eat the butter in front of you and your family on Christmas Eve and you are gonna be like ‘No we new that butter don’t eat our butter’ and you know what I’m gonna say? not my problem. Then I’m gonna take the empty butter thing and throw it down the stairs and go home” ahahahah
I have been through a lot already this year and none the less have no one to talk to about it, I’m a teenage girl but that’s no excuse for having my best friend shun me out have my heart broken 3 times this year and be so confused on what I want in life right now. The guy that broke my heart is a major duschbag but I can’t stop likeing him Nd now Im so confused. I have been really sad lately but laughter is always the best medicine….right?💩
I’m to nervous to go to bed. Wondering if maybe I will screw up my new year. Worried if the boy I like will notice me. Wondering if anything is gonna be different.
I have a lot of stuff on my mind right now. Therefore, no sleep.
Thought about going to sleep.
Then I saw a funny post. Then another and another. So it led on to a long list of funny posts. So I am watching the sunrise. Again for the 4th time…
You NEVER, NEVER, NEVER EVER will be more dramatic than this man.
Hide & Seek:
YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME:
YOU FIND A GOOD SPOT:
BUT SEE THAT IT’S ALREADY TAKEN:
9…8…7…
6…5…4…
3…2…1…
AND YOU THINK OF THE PERFECT SPOT:
“READY OR NOT…”
HERE I COME…
QUIET loud QUIET loud QUIET loud QUIET loud.
Reblog if you were yelling the word ‘quiet’ in your mind, and didn’t for ‘loud’.
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
how the fuck did you get up there?
Holy shit!! My door would break if I did that.
